If you're reading this blog, you're probably my father. So, hi.
If you're not my father, you might want to know a little bit about me before you start reading, otherwise this would be weird.
My name is Wynn, my friends call me Wynnie, Wynnifred, Weiner, or some combination of profanities that would make any mother proud.
My favorite foods include everything except goat cheese, mushrooms and parsley.
I like it when people use punctuation properly.?,;/"[]!
I once cried while watching Trading Spouses.
All of the TV shows I watch loop the same commercials for Delcolax, Snuggies, Various Online Universities, Menstrual/Diet Pills and "Text [insert number here] to find out what your soulmate's name is" scams. They are all clearly intended for a demographic of winners that I am proud to be a part of.
I'm writing a blog because I feel like it.
I will most likely use this blog for story telling purposes. Feel free to laugh at and/or with me. If you don't think I'm funny, that's okay. I think I'm funny, my friends don't. I laugh at my own jokes.
What else? Oh, I'm fantastic at creating awkward moments. Really. Don't believe me? Well that's you-
My cat died...
See? I made one, I did.
Anyone at all can read, comment, whatever, on this here blog. Like I said, I'll probably just end up posting stories featuring cringe-worthy/funny/peculiar moments I've experienced. In fact, they'll probably make you feel better on a bad day. If you're reading my blog and finding that you're getting much, much better at procrastination... I've done my job, and I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
Happy New Year! I hope you like it!
Hey, 2010, meet my blog.
9 comments:
Hilarious!!! :) Keep on writing!
i hate you
I'm proud to call this crazy cat my friend
Really glad I found this, so so funny
"my friends don't think i'm funny, i do."
never a truer word spoken
<3333333333333333!!!!!!!
Despite Faith.. I loved this.
Too witty to handle. I stokes MHHMED at least 9 times.
I'm so not with it (I have no idea what Abby said in her comment regarding stokes?) and you will probably not like my saying this, but you are so cute! Hope you don't mind that I read your blog. It was very funny to me. But don't worry I will probably not get back to it again. Loved the subway story.
To Mary - haha, thank you! Read whenever you like, don't mind my friends and their strange references. I'm glad you liked it!
Weiner! This actually was extremely awkward to read, CONGRATS! I love how you listed your various names, but forgot to mention "Meg." I wish there was an edit button for your blog. That would be helpful. Anyway, I expect to come back and see some changes made. (loved it, BTW)
-Meg
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